Mullets, Mayhem Murder Mystery Evening at Inn & Spa at Intercourse

The festival planners have spewed blood, sweat, and bacon grease to make this year’s Mullet Fest the most extraordinary jubilee ever thrown in the town square. Everyone’s chompin’ at the bit to party this year, as Henpecked Junction recently received national recognition for bringing home a record number of winnin’ titles, such as the Mullet of the Year Award, Muds & Suds Truck Race, Rompin’, Stompin’ Hot Dog Chomp – and the list goes on.

But the mayor’s feelin’ like a long-tailed cat in a room of rockin’ chairs about how the townies will behave. Last year, the festival had to shut down b’fore sundown due to excessive table divin’, portable potty vandalism, among other wrongdoings. So hopefully, everyone will be on their best behavior.

I saw that you snagged your ticket to Mullet Fest, and I know you can’t wait to see what all’s being fried up for the food offerings. This is where your story begins.